Our Wife (paperback) – By Jeff Tharp

‘Our Wife’ is a satirical but down-to-earth view of every guy’s relationship with his wife or girlfriend. If men are from Mars and women are from Venus ‘Our Wife’ is from Pluto. The book covers a full spectrum of topics from dancing to hair removal and communication to sex. The book does more then just point out the insanity though. It explains ‘Our Wife’s’ reasoning for the craziness and outlines steps we can take to make things easier and better. and we say “boobies” a lot.

“It is unavoidable; “Our Wife” LOVES to dance. It makes her feels sensuous, sexy, exotic, and a bunch of other thins that get her clothes off. Herein lies our dilemma, there is a surefire way to get her fired up, but we feel like morons trying to light a wet match in the rain… standing on one leg… in high wind… on a bad knee… and an inner ear problem.”

“… her bikini line or lack thereof (depending on how lucky you are) is more impressive and exciting if we don’t witness the process. For the same reason, chicken-pluckers eat beef, we do not want to see her remove bikini hair. There are some things “Our Wife” does that have great results, but we do not want to see how she gets there.”

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